You guys will never guess what happened this weekend!
Momma left on Saturday night and again Sunday morning. After she got home on Sunday, I "borrowed" her phone cuz I wanted to text a little love note to Stanley.
This is what I saw on her phone:
My momma is cheating on me!!!!
I thought she smelled funny when she came home Saturday night. I spent a good 15 minutes giving her an extended sniff over, but I never suspected this!
I just don't know what to think any more.
Does she like big dogs better?
Maybe she likes dogs with wrinkly faces and big jowls.
How long has this has been going on?
Most importantly, what should I do about this?