So, you remember when I told you Mom and Dad went to the zoo the weekend before Howl-O-Weenie?
Well, I wanted to share some of the photos they took, you know, other than the penguin ones you've seen already.
First they saw the polar bear.
Look how HOOGE his paws are!
He was really enjoying that carrot he was eating.
They saw the lions napping in their giant sun puddle.
Talk about HOOGE!
Mr. Lion's head is enormous!
Do you see Mrs. Lion hiding from us?
They also saw some zebras.
This picture cracks me up!
It appears as though the ostrich scared the poop
right outta that striped horse!
The hippos were quite active and
they have the cutest little ears!
Momma didn't get a picture when this guy opened his mouth and made a really loud noise. She said she was enjoying the moment but I think she is just slow.
Of course they had to make a stop to see the monkeys.
This one sat down right in front of Mom. Then they all left. I'm guessing it was time for dinner!
I hope you weren't too bored with these pics from the Kansas City Zoo. A lot of animals were inside because of the cool weather. Daddy was sad that he didn't get to see the giraffes. Apparently they have their own heated barn.
Hopefully, you will get to see some photos of me at the dog park soon. We are still having trouble uploading images from the memory card to the laptop. These pictures of the zoo are nice and all but this is supposed to be about me, right? Not a place for Momma to show off pictures of other animals!
I have carefully reviewed your application to date Taffy.
Unknown to you, I have had the
K9 Date Patrol sniffing around your town.
I did contact the FBI and, as you predicted,
they returned a flawless report.
Never mind the fact that they were all swooning over you!
The fact that you attend church regularly is certainly in your favor. I also feel like your parents are stand up dogs. I appreciate that you don't blame Taffy for her past....you are right, she couldn't help it. I like that you have a good sense of humor too. I am not quite sure how I feel about you going commando when you are with my daughter. I guess we will just have to see how that goes.
I do have the ability to occasionally read minds. As long as her lips are the only things you refer to as voluptuous, and taking all things into consideration (including Taffy's feelings for you), your application has been approved. Always remember, she is MY special girl. I am letting you date her and I am the one with the "crazy eyes"!
Well he wants to talk with him because after our date, Stanley asked me for a kiss. Just the thought still causes me to blush.
I had no idea that my daddy would actually read about our date. I mean, I didn't even know he could read! Anyway, he would like you, Stanley, to complete the following before we are allowed to go on any more dates:
APPLICATION FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER
What is your full name?
Do you have any nicknames or aliases?
What church do you attend?
How many times did you actually attend church last year?
What is your father's name?
How many puppies has he had?
With how many female dogs did he have those puppies?
What is your mother's name?
How many puppies has she had?
With how many male dogs did she have those puppies?
Are your parents still together?
Information needed to continue seeing my daughter:
Do you own or drive a van? (If yes, discontinue completing the application.)
How do you feel about dating a dog who was used for breeding in the past?
Where would you least like to be shot?
Which bone is the last one you want broken?
What do you want to be if given the opportunity to grow up?
Please complete the following sentence: My girl's place is.....
What is my daughter's name?
Who, besides God, should you be most afraid?
Do you have a good vet?
Does your underwear have pictures or words on the outside?
Do you plan to take a bath, get groomed, comb your fur, brush your teeth, and put on a clean collar before coming to pick up my daughter?
Do you prefer to be buried or cremated? In case I need to let your pawrents know.
Please provide a list of the last 3 girls you have dated including their father's name and the reason the relationship ended.
Special Notice: If accepted, there will be a 50 bone deposit when you pick up my daughter. If you are 1 minute late, the deposit will be forfeited. If you are more then 30 minutes late, refer to #12 above.
Stanley, I am so sorry.
Please don't hold my daddy's protectiveness against me.
I used my best sad eyes look and
I begged and pleaded to no avail.