To: "Commando" Stanley G. Campbell
From: "Crazy Eyes" Fonso
I have carefully reviewed your application to date Taffy.
Unknown to you, I have had the
K9 Date Patrol sniffing around your town.
I did contact the FBI and, as you predicted,
they returned a flawless report.
Never mind the fact that they were all swooning over you!
The fact that you attend church regularly is certainly in your favor. I also feel like your parents are stand up dogs. I appreciate that you don't blame Taffy for her past....you are right, she couldn't help it. I like that you have a good sense of humor too. I am not quite sure how I feel about you going commando when you are with my daughter. I guess we will just have to see how that goes.
I do have the ability to occasionally read minds. As long as her lips are the only things you refer to as voluptuous, and taking all things into consideration (including Taffy's feelings for you), your application has been approved. Always remember, she is MY special girl. I am letting you date her and I am the one with the "crazy eyes"!
14 comments:
Wooohooo Congratulations!!!
Loveys Sasha
Congratulations Taffy! You are a lucky girl to be able to date Stanley.
Millie & Walter
Hari Om
OMD OMD OMD - this is so wonderful; we have a Romeo and Juliette of the canine kind; but this one got approval. All the very bestest Taffy and Stanley!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx+xxx
WAIT...NO...Who is Stanley? OMD, I is so confuzzled nows. I mean, why didn't your dad lemme review da application withs him?
Wells I knows your dad thoughted long and hard so it'll be okays.
CONGRATS to you and stanley!
Puddles
Okays, I am an idiot! Yu mean Stanley da Goldendoodle...geez, of course I knows him. Mybe I needs a nap.
Puddles
Whew.... Taffy your Main Sniff... has passed the ULTIMATE test.
We knew the DOOD could DO it !!
NOW you are all set and you don't have to worry about the NEXT Blogville EVENT... You will have your DATE all ON LINED up. BaaaaWaaaah I made a Frankie Funny and Ernie Errrrrrr fur you.
You sure are a lucky girl, Stanley is gorgeous, more dan gorgeous BOL xxoxxx
Mollie and Alfie
Yay! We KNEW he'd pass the background check!
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
OMD, I did not see this until now. Hold on . . . .I gotta go get Stanley . . . HEY STANLEY! COME OUT FROM UNDER THE BED!! TAFFY'S DADDY ISN'T GONNA KILL YOU! YOU GOT APPROVED! Here he comes running into the office now and he is turning on his computer so he can see for himself . . . (it takes a minute for the computer to boot up cuz our pawrents did not give us their new ones so we got the slow ones) . . .
Your Pal,
Murphy
Dear Mr. Crazy Eyes Fonzo,
I am so honored that you approved my application. As I have always said, my intentions are totally honorable. (I was also getting tired of living under the bed cuz Murphy was eating all the treats and not bringing me any.) I look forward to seeing you next time Taffy and I go out. Does this mean you won't be flashing the porch light off and on anymore and shooting the shots into the air from your giant gun?
Your Pal (or Respectfully Yours),
Stanley G. Campbell
Ha ha ha!!! This has been such a funny exchange.
And, I'm so glad that Stanley's application was accepted. I think that he will treat Taffy with the respect that she deserves! Yay!
Awwww, Taffy, you finally get your prince charming and happily ever after! Hooray!
oxox
Daisy
MOL MOL MOL Taffy all your friends are looking out for you just like big brothers are supposed to do!
This was so funny
Hugs Madi your bfff
Gosh Taffy, I would like to have taken you on a date...but I don't think I could have passed the exam or made it past your dad. Stanley is a lucky dawg :D
Wyatt
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