Hi, furiends!
This is a true story that happened to me and only me!
I went for a walk with Daddy after dark one night last week.
I had been doing my usual thing....rolling in the grass.
Oh, how I love to do that!
I hopped up like usual but then went like this:
"Cough"
"Snort"
*Paws face*
"Snort"
"Hack"
*Paws face again*
"Cough"
Of course, my Daddy was right there to help me.
He bent down to see what was wrong.
Since I am so close to the ground, it is easy for me to snatch things up without anyone noticing.
So, he expected to find something disgusting in my mouth.
You will never guess what he found!
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Wait for it......
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Wait for it.......
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I had a stick up my nose!!!!!
We went straight home and Daddy opened the front door and said, "You will never guess what your dogter did..."
Momma says, "Now what?"
He could hardly tell her because he was laughing so much.
Momma laughed so hard she cried!!
And then for the rest of the evening,
she would just randomly start laughing!
This is not an actual pic of the event
but an edited photo recreation.
No Dachshunds were harmed in the making of this post.
I was not hurt in any way.....other than my pride!
22 comments:
Oh Miss Taffy that is most embarrassing. Especially the part where your parents kept laughing at you.
Millie & Walter
BOL! That is so funny! BTW, Tuesday will be the post for us going to the Ball.
Your Pals,
Murphy and Stanley
Oh that was funny but you couldnt really help it ya know. It could happen to any of us but we did laugh!!
wags
Jazzi
Poor Taffy!! We are glad you weren't hurt. Of course we're still your friends. Mommy said need a team to cheer so our new team is the Chiefs. Congrats in them winning again.
♥♥♥Mommy's girls
That is SO totally something Abby would do! Don't feel bad - if Abby did that (and now that she's seen the photo re-creation, she probably will), not only would Mom and Dad laugh at her, but I'd laugh at her, too. But I'm not laughing at YOU - merely suggesting you steal some of your Mom's socks or something. Just saying...
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
Ha! Definitely could happen only to you Taffy! BOL!
hehehe Taffy... that was sticky humour!! lol!!
Bozo
OMD!!! Sorry, we're laughin', too. Only you, Taff.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA...OMD...OMD...and I just thoughted kerazy things happened to me...but dis takes da cake!
Puddles
BOL, Taffy - bet you couldn't do that again if you tried. Did you have a big booger up there you were trying to snag?
Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
OMD OMD TAFFY.... we are STUNNED that your Dad and Mom made FUN of you. THAT is so WRONG.
It is OK to Laff at the stuffs we do...Like WE are laffin our collars off about the NOSE PICK Stick... butt NOT to make FUN of you.
The Recreation is SUPER...
We guess this this give STICK UP YOUR NOSE at somethingy... a WHOLE NEW MEANING.
Wow, Taffy! You are extremely talented! Wrigs once got a stick stuck in his mouth--it was kind of wedged behind his front teeth--but he's never gotten one stuck in his nose! Glad you are okay! That must have been pretty uncomfortable!
Susan and Wrigs
Oh how embarrassing. We curly haired dogs get lots of stuff caught in our coats like leaves and sticks and even bugs sometimes.
Morgan, Sebastian, the Porties, Syd and Mac
Oh Taffy poor you, fancy your daddy taking you for a walk in the dark it is his fault. But it is so funny sorry.
You're right, Taffy. We burst out laughing and we're still laughing! You look so funny with that stick up your nose!
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Hey Taffy!
Wow, your peeps really went out on a limb that time, laughing at you like that! BWAR HAR HAR ahem. Next time, tell them to LEAF YOU ALONE! Oh, I couldn't help myself. BOL Thanks for the chuckle today, my furiend and I'm so glad no real damage was done. BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Firstly, I am SO super glad you weren't hurt. Second...BWAHAHA! OMD! That sounds like something I would do! That's definitely a whole new way to fetch a stick. Did you have your daddy throw it for you after that?
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
Hari Om
Oh Taffy! Never mind doggles, this is the sort of stupid stuff that happens to me at times. It's not laughing stuff. Well not for us. Others maybe! Glad to read that last photo was 'rigged'!!
Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
(...and no I am not going to fill in the blanks about what got stuck up my nose...)
Oh, Taffy! I had no idea something could get stuck UP in your nose! Yikes...I'm glad it didn't hurt and you had someone to help get it out...even if they were laughing.
oxox
Daisy
Taffy you are just too funny.
Snorting sticks might be vogue now that you have introduced the sport.
Hugs madi your bfff
BOL!!!! OMD GURL!!! That is SO somethin' I would do!!! hehehe
I haven't quite pulled off that trick YET, butts I will put it on my list of things to do fursure!! BOL
I usually gets stuffs stuck in my toothers and Ma has to pull them out, butts the snooter is a new one!
Glads you didn't gets splinters!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
tee hee hee!
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