This is a true story that happened to me and only me!
I went for a walk with Daddy after dark one night last week.
I had been doing my usual thing....rolling in the grass.
Oh, how I love to do that!
I hopped up like usual but then went like this:
*Paws face again*
Of course, my Daddy was right there to help me.
He bent down to see what was wrong.
Since I am so close to the ground, it is easy for me to snatch things up without anyone noticing.
So, he expected to find something disgusting in my mouth.
You will never guess what he found!
Wait for it......
Wait for it.......
I had a stick up my nose!!!!!
We went straight home and Daddy opened the front door and said, "You will never guess what your dogter did..."
Momma says, "Now what?"
He could hardly tell her because he was laughing so much.
Momma laughed so hard she cried!!
And then for the rest of the evening,
she would just randomly start laughing!
This is not an actual pic of the event
but an edited photo recreation.
No Dachshunds were harmed in the making of this post.
I was not hurt in any way.....other than my pride!