I'm so lucky to have so many furiends!

Monday, October 4, 2010

Mini Puddles

Over the weekend, the doorbell rang and Momma went to answer the door. She opens the door and doesn't see anyone but there is a strange car out front.....

And as you can see, the driver had some issues with parking.
Mom starts to go out to see if the driver is ok and sees this......

She starts calling me and telling me one of my "little furiends" is here to play. And I'm thinking she has lost her mind. It was a bit chilly here this weekend and I had no desire to go out and play. But, being a good dogter, I headed toward the front door and what I saw stopped me dead in my tracks!

"Mini Puddles? What are you doing here?"
"Well, you could act a little more happy to see us there, Twixie."
"US?"
"Yes, us. I stopped and picked up a furiend on my way over."

OMD!
 It's Mini Frankie Furter too!
So at this point I'm thinking this isn't gonna be so bad, right?
WRONG!
Notice how Mini Frankie Furter is leaning a bit there?
Well, guess who was driving the car.....
Yep! Mini Frankie Furter.
 It seems he and Mini Puddles stopped at every pub between here and Ohio and had a taste of the toilet water at each one......
 This is gonna be a looooooog weekend!

The very first thing Mini Puddles did was get in my sunnin chair!


"Uh, did you get your ear pierced?"
"Yep! Sure did! You like?"
"Not so much. What does ty mean?"
"Well, we took the long way here so we could visit more pub toilets and when we were in Texas saying Hi to Mona I decided to get my ear pierced. I wanted a dangling heart with tx in it for Texas. It seems the ear piercer doggy guy had a few too many drinks and... Well, you're a smart girl, you can figure the rest out.
Good thing I didn't let him pierce my navel or any other body parts starting with N, huh?"
"Ummmm.... I guess. You know Puddles is gonna knock you out when she sees that. She is gonna be so green with jellyness that she didn't do it first."
"I know, right? Hey, Twix, you got any beer around here?"
"Well....."
"Never mind, I'll get it myself."


"Hey, Mr. Red, White, & Blue!
 Get your bootie up here and help me with this thing!"


Next thing I know, the two of them are in the recycling bin.


"What are you two doing in there?"
"Well, I learned from Puddles that you can find interresting things digging around in the trash....you know like contact lenses."
"And you are in the recycling bin because....."
"Du-uh! Your trash can is dog proof.
Any more questions, Smarty Pants?"
"Geeze! You are more sarcastic than your namesake."
"I know, right?"

I went on about my very important business.....


I left those two alone for just a few minutes and come back to this!


I have no idea what was in those "cigarettes" but next thing I know Mini Puddles is trying to sneak up on my snack....


And then Mini Puddles got all paranoid about her hoarding problem and started hoarding my toys!


I lost Mini Frankie Furter for a few minutes and went looking for him, scared of what I might find.
As everyone knows, Frankie Furter hisself is very helpful. Apparently, that trait has carried over to Mini Frankie Furter too.
 I found him in the basement decorating the Christmas tree:

I guess all the beers finally got to them cuz I found them passed out like this:


Seriously!
Have you ever seen the real Frankie Furter let his ear furs get that messed up?

I went for a walk with my Dad and came back to Mini Puddles dancing on the coffee table!!!!!


I have now been grounded and my "furiends" have been banned from the house for the next 87 dog years!

37 comments:

Au and Target said...

Fun! Esp the "parked" car.

K-9 Katastrophe said...

BWAAHAAAHAAA! Even the real Puddles wouldn't do anything that bad!!!

Licks,
Ruthie

Heehee, the parked car was so funny!!

Dovey said...

HAHA! You have some crazy (but cute) friends Twix! Hope you didn't get in trouble with your mom cause of them!! And I'm not even going to ask about the Christmas tree... =P

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I nevFUR realised woo wiener dogs were so KHRAZY!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

kissa-bull said...

why those two shure do know how to have a gweat time wiff all the toilet water. next time youw in texas wont you come to visit the pittie pack

pibble sugars

Mumsy said...

No wonder your friends were so messed up...the beer cans are as big as they are. Nose kisses

hero said...

This is ladies night at its best... or should I say, worst... Mini Puddles and Frankie Furter may not be the best role models around but they sure know how to have fun :)

Licks, hero

3 doxies said...

Oh graciousness...I tried to tells everybuddies dat Mini Puddles was da devil in disguise....I don't know wheres her learned dat stuffs...hehehe! And ummmmm, I thinks dat Mini Frankie is just well you knows, a mini Frankie.
I has to admit I thinks dat Christmas tree is purty genious!!!!!! Dat would make a nice addition to da Christmas festivities at our house (all we need is shot gun shells fur da lights).
Girl, dis was a priceless post...hysterical!!!!!!!
I will come back to read dis again...hehehe! Dis was super fun.

Oh and when I furst saw dat red, white, and blue doggie...I immediatly knew it was gonna be's a mini FF.
Sorry they caused soooo much trubles.

Puddles

Hound Girl said...

BOL, that was hilarious, that mini puddles will get you into trouble all the time!!

Minna Krebs said...

Oh my dogness Twix!! This be hysterical!!!

Who knew that Puddles was gonna take her show on da road!?!?!?!

And da mini Frankie is soooooo funny too!!

Thanks fur da laughs this morning!

MinnaK

Sam and Pippen said...

Which way were those two headed when they left? We don't need them showing up on our doorstep!

Sam and Pippen

Ruby's Raiser said...

Party Animals!

Ozzy The Poodle In Penna. said...

OMG...Thanks for the laugh!!

Frankie Furter said...

OMD OMD O M D !! This is the bestest blog post I have seen in furever!!! Of course I am terribly M Bare ASSED about how mini Frankie TOOK over YOUR CHAIR. That is just NOT Right. I suspect that was all Mini Puddles Idea.
I am LOVIN the Christmas Tree.
Not sure what in the world could have been in those SMOKES butt nothing would surprise me with the two MINIs. I'm thinkin that THEY could cause some Major problems in Blogville. I am just Sorry they started with YOU and Your House.
I don't know why... butt my mom is just laughin and laughing and sayin' WET PANTS HERE.

Corbin said...

hehehe this was a super awesome way to start my Tuesday!
-Corbin

Barbara said...

Oh man, those two are WILD! I hope they stayed to clean up the mess once they sobered up!

What am I saying? They're never sober!

road-dog-tales said...

Have you been gettin' into Puddles "Creative Juice"? This is too funny!
The Road Dogs

Nadine, Chewy and Lilibell said...

BOL, ROGBOL, LMBO....well, you get the idea, this was HYSTERICAL!!

Waggles & Chi kisses, Chewy & Lilibell

Tucker said...

BOL!

Do Frankie Furter's wives know about dis?

woof - Tucker

pam said...

Oh our gracious goodness, with fwiends like that who needs enem ah aname ah people we don't likes?

Bobo and Meja

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

OMD, that was so funny, Twix. Wish we had known about all the fun at your place, we might have decided to come and join you. Thanks for a good time, Twix, we loved your post.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Kari in WeHo said...

your friends sure are party animals!

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

Lola said...

BOL! That was fantastic! And I knew that was Frankie as soon as I saw him, too. Wonderful!

lotsa licks, Lola

Miley said...

Oh Twixxie, this really did brighten up my day. Thank you. :)

Oh, mini Puddles and Mini Frankie. I wonder how the original Puddles & Frankie put up with them all the time!

Cuddles and licks,
Love Miley xxx

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh!
Puddles and Frankie are a bad influence for those mini's!
Sure they had an interesting time at your home!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

What a fun post. Mommy said thank goodness they didn't act like that when they stopped in Texas. Wish I could have conme with them but Mommy needs me here.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

Sandra said...

Hahaha. That was hilarious. Sounds like you were very busy trying to keep those two from going even more crazy.

Flash, Alven and Dottie

Mr Koda MD said...

Wow! They definately arrived in style!

Hope you enjoyed your adventures, and had a well deserved nap after all that action!

Zona said...

This post was SO entertaining! Though I imagine they left quite a mess for you. Hope you didn't get into too much trouble!!

I sure missed you while I was away!

Wags,
Zona

Three Dogs Long said...

LOL! That was som uch fun!! Next time, Puddles & Frankie - stop by and pick us up on your way!

((Hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Hailey said...

Wooooo hoooo! Sounds like a hoot n a half day... errrr..... night too! christmas in October. I hope they brought prezzies.... oh yea..... they brought that cool vet. I think it may need to go to the vet! Glad to see you're doing better Twixie!!!

Hugs & smoochies!!! XOXO
Hailey

the booker man said...

miss twix!
BOL! joy riding 'n beer 'n cigarettes 'n table dancin', oh my! you sure had a crazy go nuts visit with miss mini puddles and mr. mini frankie! i'm sorry you got grounded, though, and i really hope your mama and daddy don't make you clean up all the mess!!

*woof*
the booker man

pee s -- i'm sending you a bark mail!

Marla said...

Ha twixie! Don't let those hounds be a bad influence on you

Tessa the Maltese said...

OMD that was so Pawsome! BOL even Mom was LOL!!

Thanks for the FUNNY!!!

woo woos, Tessa

Minna Krebs said...

Twix, This is da funniest post in furevers! Me and my momma just had to come read it agains!

MinnaK

Michelle said...

Your blog is so cute! I love weiner dogs!!!!

George the Lad said...

BOL!!! LOL!! so thats what they get up to, very funny ;)
See Yea George xxx