So, here I am reading the paper. A girl's gotta keep up on the latest fashion trends and celebradogs.
Look who shows up. I'm certain
I didn't invite him on the couch with me.
Rats! Here comes Mom with that stupid camera!
I don't have a good feeling about this.
"Oh, Momma, please don't make me post about this.
You know I don't like him."
(I'm hoping my look of depression and
desperation will change her mind.)
"I'll do anything...Momma, please. My friends are gonna think I'm a softie and you're gonna ruin my reputation.
It doesn't help that I was reading the funnies."
(I don't think its working)
I guess I have no say in the matter. I give up...if my sad eyes don't work nothing will. Guess I'll take a nap.
I hear her laughing as I drift off to sleep, saying something about it being a cold day in....you know where.
HAPPY JULY 4TH!