A Chat with Daddy

You guys remember when I mentioned that 

my daddy wanted to have a talk with Stanley, right?

Well he wants to talk with him because after our date, Stanley asked me for a kiss.  Just the thought still causes me to blush.

I had no idea that my daddy would actually read about our date.  I mean, I didn't even know he could read!  Anyway, he would like you, Stanley, to complete the following before we are allowed to go on any more dates:

APPLICATION FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER

• Personal Information:
1. What is your full name?
2. Do you have any nicknames or aliases?
3. What church do you attend?
4. How many times did you actually attend church last year?
• Family Information:
1. What is your father's name?
2. How many puppies has he had?
3. With how many female dogs did he have those puppies?
4. What is your mother's name?
5. How many puppies has she had?
6. With how many male dogs did she have those puppies?
7. Are your parents still together?
• Information needed to continue seeing my daughter:
1. Do you own or drive a van?  (If yes, discontinue completing the application.)
2. How do you feel about dating a dog who was used for breeding in the past?
3. Where would you least like to be shot?
4. Which bone is the last one you want broken?
5. What do you want to be if given the opportunity to grow up?
6. Please complete the following sentence:         My girl's place is.....
7. What is my daughter's name?
8. Who, besides God, should you be most afraid?
9. Do you have a good vet?
10. Does your underwear have pictures or words on the outside?
11. Do you plan to take a bath, get groomed, comb your fur, brush your teeth, and put on a clean collar before coming to pick up my daughter?
12. Do you prefer to be buried or cremated?  In case I need to let your pawrents know.
• Please provide a list of the last 3 girls you have dated including their father's name and the reason the relationship ended.
• Special Notice:  If accepted, there will be a 50 bone deposit when you pick up my daughter.  If you are 1 minute late, the deposit will be forfeited.  If you are more then 30 minutes late, refer to #12 above.

Stanley, I am so sorry.  

Please don't hold my daddy's protectiveness against me.

I used my best sad eyes look and
I begged and pleaded to no avail.

You know how Daddy's are about their daughters!

The Name Game

When I first started my blog, my first post was about my name because many people and pets find my name interesting. I am always curious as to how our parents come up with the names they give us. I would love it if all my furiends did a post talking about how they got their name.

So, I decided to start The Name Game. I am tagging each and every one of you to post about your name and you can tag who ever you would like.

My furiend Sedona just posted about her nicknames and asked what ours were. I had planned to share them with you soon so I figured now was the perfect time.

The names I get called include but are not limited to:

Twixers

Twixie

Bootie Girl

Peanut

Lover Girl

Twizzle Stix

Beauty

Momma's Girl

Daddy's Girl

Cutie

Little Brown Nose Girl

Momma and Daddy were both home from work today, Yay! And they will both be home tomorrow, Double Yay! But Momma has to go to work on Wednesday even though Dad will be on staycation all week. They both left me today and "ran errands". I guess I will forgive them for that because a bag of Chicken Jerky came home this afternoon. Mom has to go get a new drivers license tomorrow but I think Dad plans to spend the day with me!
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